FARMER J

🏠 210 PICCADILLY, LONDON, W1J 9HL

🍽️ Restaurant

Tier Achieved:

✅ SAFE BET ✅

Clean. Reliable. Does the job.

The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 5/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 4.2 317 reviews
Mon7:30 AM–9 PM
Tue7:30 AM–9 PM
Wed7:30 AM–9 PM
Thu7:30 AM–9 PM
Fri7:30 AM–9 PM
Sat11:30 AM–9 PM
Sun11:30 AM–7 PM

Fresh but portions can be a letdown.

Farmer J is a healthy eater's playground that somehow manages to be both fresh and slightly underwhelming. The menu reads like a health nut's dream with an impressive selection of nutritious dishes. Everyone from Amie to Andrew Garcia has had their taste buds awakened, raving about how the food feels homemade and fresh. But just when you think you’ve hit the jackpot, you realize portion sizes can be a bit stingy after dark—thanks to the ‘leftover’ strategy that one reviewer called out.

Sure, the prices of extras like sauces are fair, but when your main is more cabbage than anything else, your wallet might feel lighter than your stomach. The atmosphere is friendly, and the staff are genuinely nice, which is a plus. It's a decent spot for a quick, health-conscious lunch, but don’t get too excited about the vegetarian options after hours. They might just leave you feeling a bit cheated.


💬 PEOPLE SAY 💬

tasty fresh foodefficient servicestingy portionsgreat selectionpricey for vegans

✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery🍺 Beer🍷 Wine

📝 REVIEWS 📝

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"This was some of the tastiest freshest food I’ve had in London for a long long time."

— Amie

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"They have such an efficient process that we didn't wait long and had a place to sit."

— Andrew Garcia

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"Good selection of veggies and bits for the flesh eaters."

— buggaloo jones


🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling VERY GOOD
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities VERY GOOD
📋 Management & Safety VERY GOOD

Farmer J, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 8 November 2023


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