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🏠 193 EDGWARE ROAD, LONDON, W2 1ET
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Fatoush Express is your classic fuel stop—hygiene's got a perfect 5/5, but the food’s about as memorable as a soggy sandwich. Hasina Begum and Andrew Wallen might praise the service, but the food seems to be more hit or miss than a blindfolded dart game. The lamb was dry, and the tourist trap vibe is stronger than your aunt’s perfume.
In short, it’s clean enough to not get food poisoning, but don’t expect to swoon over a meal. You’ll come, you’ll eat, and you’ll forget about it before you even hit the door. It’s a pit stop, not a destination. 🚏🍽️
"Overall food was good though to be honest the meat tasted a little dry."
"Super cozy plaze for a late night sit."
"Excellent flavors. Must have the lentil soup!"
Fatoush Express, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 20 August 2024