JCDECAUX

JCDecaux is less of a cafe and more of a corporate coffee corner. It’s clean, sure, with a 5-star hygiene rating, but you’ll have to fork out some serious cash for what feels like a coffee break in a boardroom. The reviews are like a corporate retreat: polite but ultimately forgettable. You get friendly service, but at prices that’ll make your wallet weep.

If you're looking for a quiet place to sip overpriced coffee while contemplating your life choices, this might do the trick. Just don’t expect any gourmet surprises. It’s got the charm of a well-structured Excel spreadsheet: functional but not exactly inspiring. You’ll get your caffeine fix, but as for a cozy atmosphere? That’s a hard pass.