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🏠 50 STRATTON STREET, LONDON, W1J 8LL
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Lazard is clean, I'll give them that, but the food? It's like a limp handshake—totally forgettable. You might find a decent coffee here, but if you're expecting a culinary adventure, you’ll just end up stuck at the watering hole. I guess they thought they could serve the same old lunchbox staples and get away with it. Spoiler: they can’t.
In a place where shareholders apparently have a hand in polluting our precious waterways, maybe that’s where the real flavor went. If you're passing through and need a water break, go ahead and stretch your legs, but don’t expect your taste buds to be awakened. Seriously, is there a secret menu of flavor that I’m missing out on, or is it just plain water from the tap? 🍽️
"Great cleanliness, but food needs serious improvement."
"Decent enough for a quick bite."
"Recommended for a coffee catch-up, food's a bit meh."
Lazard, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 7 December 2023