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🏠 155 VICTORIA STREET, LONDON, SW1E 5NA
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
This McDonald's is a classic pit stop—clean, quick, and about as exciting as a beige wall. Sure, Nir “Yoggi” was impressed with the speed of service, but good luck finding anything remotely exciting on the menu. The burgers are iconic but lack that 'wow' factor. It’s the place you go when your hunger pangs hit hard and you need something fast and greasy, but if you’re looking for fine dining, keep moving.
In short, it’s a solid choice if your expectations are low. You’ll leave with your stomach full but your taste buds uninspired. Just remember to keep your belongings close; people-watching can be the most entertaining part of your visit.
"How clean the branch was and how quickly we got our order."
"Burger was ok, not bad at all."
"Service is usually decently rapid."
McDonald's, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 3 May 2024