MCDONALD'S

McDonald's is a classic fuel stop where you can grab a quick bite before you hit the road. The hygiene might be top-notch, but the food quality can be as random as your ex's texts at 2 AM. Some staff are stars, like Ayo, Mehadad, and Chaytanya, who go out of their way to help out, but unfortunately, they can’t save the place from its own chaos. The flat soft drinks and slow service make you wonder if you’re in a fast-food joint or a 90’s sitcom.

While you can find some golden nuggets of service, the overall vibe feels demoralized, and cleanliness sometimes drops, leaving you questioning if you should have just ordered a takeaway instead. If you’re craving the golden arches, it’ll do, but don’t expect a gourmet experience.