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🏠 10 SIR SIMON MILTON SQUARE, WESTMINSTER, LONDON, SW1E 5DJ
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Notes Coffee is like that friend who shows up to the party looking good but never really brings anything to the table. Sure, the mochas are decent, and the vibe is chill with dim lighting and some tunes, but it's not going to blow your socks off. The staff, while straightforward, show more personality than your average coffee shop, but don’t expect them to whip up latte art that rivals the Mona Lisa. It's fine for a quick coffee or a cozy catch-up, just don’t expect culinary fireworks.
But watch out for the draft by the door. You’ll freeze faster than your enthusiasm for that overpriced cake. The food might be a bit of a hit or miss, with some claiming the coffee is bland. So, if you’re looking for excitement, you might want to skip this one. It’s reliable, but we’re not exactly talking Michelin stars here.
"One of the best mochas I've had in London."
"Great coffee, spacious and more seating than your typical London local coffee shop."
"Nice place to grab a coffee."
Notes Coffee, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 27 November 2025