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🏠 GROUND FLOOR 25 MILLBANK, LONDON, SW1P 4QP
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Pizza Express is your go-to chain for a predictable pizza experience, and this location is as vanilla as they come. Hygiene is top-notch at 5-star, but their 4.1 Google rating suggests that the food is a bit of a mixed bag. Some folks rave about the service, especially with staff like Shivam and Ramony going above and beyond to make birthdays feel special. But let’s be real — it’s still a Pizza Express. You’re not coming here for culinary innovation; you’re coming for comfort food and carbs.
The atmosphere is nice enough, especially with river views, but don’t expect any surprise culinary explosions. The food is fine, just fine, which is what keeps this place in the ‘vanilla’ tier. Just be cautious, because if the pizza gods aren’t smiling, you might get a slice that’s less than stellar. 😐🍕
"This is my favourite Pizza Express"
"Shivam and Ramony were outstanding"
"Clean, modern and well laid out"
Pizza Express, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 17 July 2025