Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 450-452 STRAND, LONDON, WC2R 0RG
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Pizza Express—where hygiene is 5/5 and the Google rating is a respectable 4.3⭐, but don’t expect your mind to be blown. It’s like a well-oiled pizza machine that gets the job done without any frills. Pete London and Ernst Lindow praised the staff and prompt service, while others had their hopes dashed by a rude waitress and a lack of pizza magic. Yes, the food was decent, but if you’re looking for the next culinary epiphany, keep dreaming. It’s a safe bet for a casual meal, but don’t go expecting fireworks. 🍕😐
"All the food arrived promptly and was of the usual Pizza Express quality"
"The food was absolutely fantastic, service was amazing"
"The room downstairs is big enough to welcome large groups"
Pizza Express, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 12 November 2025