Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 23 KING STREET, ST JAMES'S, LONDON, SW1Y 6QY
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Restaurant Associates at BAM Funds is yet another stop on the highway of food mediocrity. With a sparkling hygiene rating of 5, you’d think they’d be putting out five-star meals, but the Google rating of 3.9 suggests they’re doing something behind the scenes that ain't scoring points. If you're after a quick bite that won't send you to the hospital, give it a whirl. Just prepare yourself for a meal that won’t inspire poetry.
This spot is all about survival rather than culinary excitement. It's clean, but calling it ‘memorable’ would be a stretch. Just keep your expectations low and you’ll leave satisfied enough, maybe. 🤷♂️
Restaurant Associates at BAM Funds, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 13 December 2023