SEGRO

Segro is as clean as a whistle but just about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Sure, the hygiene is top-notch, but with a Google rating of 3.2, it seems the food might not be winning any awards. Pritesh Patel thinks it’s a great place, but Doug Hudson’s rant about their nonexistent customer service paints a different picture. If you’re looking for a soulless pitstop, this could be your jam. Just don't expect a Michelin star on your plate.

You might swing by for a quick bite, but if you’re hoping for any culinary fireworks, you should probably keep looking. It’s like that friend who always shows up to the party but never brings any snacks. You know, just hanging around without contributing much to the vibe. If you’re ever in a bind, Segro is clean and functional, but don’t say we didn’t warn you about the lack of flavor.