SUBWAY

Subway is like that one friend who always shows up clean but can’t cook. This place has hygiene on lock with a shiny 5/5, but the food is as exciting as a wet cardboard box. Sure, some folks like their sandwiches and gave shout-outs to the customization, but let’s not kid ourselves—this is a fuel stop, not a culinary adventure.

The staff? Well, they’re a mixed bag. While some are friendly and quick, others seem like they’d rather be anywhere else. And if you’re in the mood for nachos, good luck—Mecham learned the hard way that they’re not going to be made right. You come here to eat, but let’s face it, you’re really just surviving.