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🏠 BASEMENT AND GROUND FLOOR 33 D'ARBLAY STREET, LONDON, W1F 8EU
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Welcome to The Breakfast Club, where the wait is only matched by the slightly underwhelming food and chaotic vibe. Hygiene is on point at 5, but with a 4.3 Google rating, it’s more of a brunch place to visit if you’ve got time to kill. The huevos rancheros and the smashed avocado on toast are solid choices, but don’t expect a Michelin star. The staff are friendly and cheerful, managing to keep smiles while running around like headless chickens.
If you enjoy large crowds and waiting for a table while watching your life flash before your eyes, then this is the place for you. Just remember to book ahead—unless you love standing around, staring at menus you can't order from. It's cute, it’s cozy, but it’s not revolutionizing brunch. Still, if you’re in the area and need a pick-me-up, it’ll do.
"Food was great, huevos rancheros and smashed avocado on toast both highly recommended."
"Menu is quite extensive and interesting to try out."
"Scrambled eggs on an absolute door stop piece of sourdough."
The Breakfast Club, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 28 January 2022