Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 80 VICTORIA STREET, LONDON, SW1E 5JL
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Wellington Management is a café that leaves you feeling like you just scrolled through an empty Instagram feed—barely any excitement. Hygiene is as clean as a whistle, but with a 4.2-star Google rating, it’s clear this place isn’t winning any popularity contests. The reviews are all over the map, with Sami, KAPØZ, and Mo showering it with praise, while Raul Trejo is slamming it harder than an investment scam.
If you’re not here for investment plans gone wrong, you might just find a decent cup of coffee and a quiet spot to think. But don’t expect a glamorous experience. It’s a solid choice if you need to refuel, but if you’re looking for something more than just a caffeine fix, you might want to keep scrolling.
"This place has potential but needs more life."
"Good coffee, but not much else."
"Nice spot for a quick break."
Wellington Management, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 26 April 2023