HAUS CAFFE

Haus Caffe is like that quirky friend who's a bit rough around the edges but serves up the best vibes. Picture a rainy day, and you're welcomed by the owner, who radiates Brazilian hospitality like she's throwing a fiesta in your mouth. The tapioca with cheese? That's just the start of a culinary adventure that includes feijoada so rich it could probably pay your rent. But hey, you're not just here for the food. The staff's warmth is the real highlight, making you feel like family — just don’t ask about the hygiene rating. Let’s just say it’s not exactly a Michelin star establishment.

Sure, some dishes hit the mark, and the atmosphere is homey, but be warned, not everything on the menu is a slam dunk. Just ask Alex, who had a less-than-stellar experience with a picanha steak that was tougher than a two-dollar steak. But if you’re in the mood to roll the dice for some great food and questionable hygiene, this cozy spot might just be your vibe. 😈🍽️